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vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

mugglenetmemes:

RON! DON’T FORGET YOUR PLOT TWIST! http://ift.tt/1a31a4P

mugglenetmemes:

RON! DON’T FORGET YOUR PLOT TWIST! http://ift.tt/1a31a4P

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

comedycentral:

Michael Che finds that pharmaceutical companies and drug cartels aren’t so different. Click here to watch.

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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aurelie-dupont:

Amandine Albisson - Estée Lauder modern muse

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*