So what’s really unnatural here?
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck
You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it
if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex
3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche
stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe
Louis C.K. on slavery
I’m going to murder you a thousand times.
"he’s making that face again isn’t he"
"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"